For rock people, Mirka runs a ‘pre-poked’ condom ‘outfit’. 

It’s slogan: ‘If you are having trouble getting married, we have a ‘way out’. It’s a four letter word. Starts with a T and ends with a P – with R and A in the middlings.

Mirka has had very famous peoplings as her clients. One of her clients is actually named Mirka. Here’s a partial list. 

For rock people, marriage happened because either the Bridge or the Broom got pregnant BEFORE the marriagings.

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